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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 13:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

No go.

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do narcissists love their children?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Inside ‘Inside the NBA’ Transition to ESPN - Front Office Sports

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts