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11.06.2025 13:17

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
No go.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do narcissists love their children?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Inside ‘Inside the NBA’ Transition to ESPN - Front Office Sports
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts